barney: what club should we hit first? there’s club was, there’s wrong.
marshall: those places shut down a long time ago.. 
barney: oh no
marshall: oh no shut down too!
ted: there’s where
jerry: where’s where?
lily: where’s where was was, isn’t it?
barney: no, was wasn’t where where was. was was where wrong was, right?
jerry: ok..
ted: not ok, that place is lame.
robin: ok is lame? i thought lame was a gay bar, or is that wrong?
marshall: that’s wrong, that’s NOT wrong.
barney: guys focus.
robin: oh, i like focus! let’s go there.
ted: where?
robin: not where, focus.
lily: i thought focus was closed.
barney: no, was was closed. once was shut down and reopened as closed.
marshall: so closed is open!
robin: no, closed is closed.
jerry: i don’t know, third base! right?
robin: ew, third base is all frat guys.
lily: i’ll go anyplace, ok?
ted: no, not ok. ok is lame.
robin: ok is not lame, lame is a gay bar!
lily: guys, shut up.
barney: no shut up shut down. i can’t believe i don’t know the clubs anymore!
marshall: guys just pick a club, ok?
ted: NOT OK!
everybody except ted: ok is lame. gay bar.
marshall: for the record, um i was in there once by accident.. i’m pretty sure it’s pronounced luhmay.
barney: it’s hopeless isn’t it?  

Source: kellykapoor

20 April spumonis